
Well, my dear sweet in-laws left a few minutes ago after a nice Easter weekend. The weather was good, the kids had a wonderful time with their grandparents, we ate great meals, and my in-laws were their kind and helpful selves. My FIL even made a serious dent in the To-Do list on the fridge, and my mother in law sewed on buttons for me!
I am pleased to tell you that
Psycho Daughter-in-law Anna stayed away for the most part.
There were several examples of this such as my blood
not starting to boil and my
not wanting to poke out my frontal lobe with an ice pick during any number of conversations about coffee, wine, health food, golf, tennis, and how to pronounce the word "Pulaski."
This morning presented the most striking evidence that Psycho Daughter-in-law Anna was not in the building.
MORNING CONVERSATION DURING OUR LAST VISIT:
In-laws Said: "Well, Good-morning, Anna!"
Anna Heard: "Thanks for finally dragging your lazy butt out of bed and gracing us with your presence, Princess! Do you really think it's fair to sleep all day while our beloved son cooks, cleans, tends to the children AND earns a living supporting you and all of your profligate habits? All of our lives we hoped our baby would find someone with our New England Work Ethic and he has to go and find a southerner, and a protestant, who doesn't exercise, can't tell the difference between a flavanoid and a free radical and has about as much gumption and self-control as that disgusting Bill Clinton!"
MORNING CONVERSATION TODAY:
In-laws Said: "Well, Good-morning, Anna!"
Anna Heard: "Well, Good-morning, Anna!"
Whew. Now can I please take my lazy butt and go back to bed?