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Monday, February 20, 2012

Jack's Jokes






When Jack was about 6 he wrote a little joke book with cute little clip art illustrations. He would probably be embarrassed that I'm sharing it here and would find fault in his corny, little-kid humor, but oh well; I'm the mom, it's my blog, and I could use a smile today:


Q: What did the tree eat for breakfast?


A: OAK MEAL!




Q:What kind of plant isn't really a plant?


A: A POWER PLANT!




Q:Why were the scissors a bad student?


A: BECAUSE THEY ALWAYS CUT IN LINE!




Q:What do you call a mean kid?


A: A BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD GOAT!




Q: When does ginger ale taste the best?


A: WHEN YOU ARE DRINKING IT!



Love and hugs to you!