Q: What did the tree eat for breakfast?
A: OAK MEAL!
Q:What kind of plant isn't really a plant?
A: A POWER PLANT!
Q:Why were the scissors a bad student?
A: BECAUSE THEY ALWAYS CUT IN LINE!
Q:What do you call a mean kid?
A: A BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD GOAT!
Q: When does ginger ale taste the best?
A: WHEN YOU ARE DRINKING IT!
Love and hugs to you!