Just got back from getting my eyebrows threaded. I know I have shared with you before what a wimp I am about eyebrow threading. I grew increasingly nervous as I waited my turn, so I started some breathing exercises. By the time I sat down, I was feeling pretty composed.
Here’s what went through my head during the whole process:
(Eyes closed)
Ahhh! Oranges. I smell oranges. I love oranges. Oranges are sweet. I’m going to buy some oranges today. What did that Internet kid say? “I like turtles.” Yeah. This nice eyebrow lady is doing such a great job.
Here’s what went through my head during the whole process:
(Eyes closed)
Ahhh! Oranges. I smell oranges. I love oranges. Oranges are sweet. I’m going to buy some oranges today. What did that Internet kid say? “I like turtles.” Yeah. This nice eyebrow lady is doing such a great job.
My shallow breathing is working. I can’t believe I feel so relaxed. I can handle anything.
Ow? Is someone going to steal my purse? What if this is a purse-stealing scam? Ow. I mean my purse is just sitting on the floor in the middle of the mall. Ow! Have I seen anything about this on Dateline?
Ow? Is someone going to steal my purse? What if this is a purse-stealing scam? Ow. I mean my purse is just sitting on the floor in the middle of the mall. Ow! Have I seen anything about this on Dateline?
Holy crap this hurts!
Make it stop. Make it stop. Make it stop!!!!
Mommy Mommy (dead for 22 years) Mommy!!!!!
Mommy Mommy (dead for 22 years) Mommy!!!!!
Ewww. Eyebrow Lady has the thread in her mouth. What disease could I get from this?
(Digging nails into palms) Ow! Ow! Ow!
(Digging nails into palms) Ow! Ow! Ow!
B.O. B.O. I can smell B.O. It’s a trace, but it’s there. B.O. Tom would say there’s no B.O., but men can’t smell worth crap.What happened to the oranges? I liked the oranges!
Breathe, Anna. Don’t forget to breathe.
Aaah! I think I’m starting to cry. Sheesh, I'm crying.
What is this sadistic eyebrow lady doing to me?
Aaah! I think I’m starting to cry. Sheesh, I'm crying.
What is this sadistic eyebrow lady doing to me?
Sadistic Eyebrow Lady: “You want tissue?”
Me: shakes head and whimpers
Tissue? Tissue? I want morphine drip!
Me: shakes head and whimpers
Tissue? Tissue? I want morphine drip!
Jesus Loves Me this I know, for the Bible tells me so.
She’s got to be almost finished. 5 minutes, my rear! I’ve been in this chair at least an hour and my purse is probably long gone. Ow! Crap! Crap. Crap?
Okay, she seems to be tapering off. I can quit crying. I’m going to be okay.Thank you, Jesus.
(Looking in handheld mirror at my much-improved brows and mascara down both cheeks)
(Looking in handheld mirror at my much-improved brows and mascara down both cheeks)
Me: “Thank you very much; they look great”
Sadistic, Insensitive, 20-Something Eyebrow Lady: “Do Lip Hair Next?”
Waaaaaahhhhhhh.
Sadistic, Insensitive, 20-Something Eyebrow Lady: “Do Lip Hair Next?”
Waaaaaahhhhhhh.
