Friday, April 9, 2010

Friday Confessions?

Do you ever put on yoga pants because you think today, of all days, might be the one when you'll start exercising again? And then, when you have to go to the bathroom, you discover the bow you tied in the drawstring is quickly and frighteningly morphing into a knot? And your over 40 eyes will not allow you see it, let alone untie it? And as the seconds tick by you realize you no longer have bladder control?

Really? It's never happened to me.

11 comments:

Brenda Susan said...

Hahahaha! Thanks, I needed that!!

L said...

Me either. ;)

Dixiejet said...

Uh.........me,neither.... ;o)

Anonymous said...

oh, that's one of those situations that happens to your friend's sister's ex-boyfriend's cousin's dog walker. Never to you: )

Catsngrams said...

Oh yeah been there done that.

vawriter said...

Funny! My friend in Red Lion who is 8 months preggers and 40 (double handicap) has sworn off drawstring pants for this very reason!

Kate Coveny Hood said...

That sounds familiar...

Caroline said...

I've so been there. But what's my excuse! I am half the age of 40...hmm...

Christy said...

I have a confession - instead of buying maternity underwear I'm just cutting the elastic on the sides of my regular 'old' pairs and making do. HA!

EatPlayLove said...

the best part is you should know you are not alone.

Tracie said...

Bwahaha!
PS My word verification for this is 'fails'. Blogger has a sense of humor.