Yes, he's a miracle.
Of course, he's adorable.
No, I don't want to play cars 12 hours a day with a toddler who has his bossy-boots on.
Things I'd Rather do than Play Cars:
1) Receive a dental cleaning after not flossing for 6 months
2) Hand-wash a sink full of dishes, lasagne pan included
3) Fill out camp forms and physicals
4) Attend Traffic court
5) Go to the gyno, pap smear optional
6) Watch an Adam Sandler movie
7) Do laundry
8) Whip up a Greek God costume
9) Sort my sock and underwear drawer
10) Order a yearbook online