Showing posts with label toilet paper. Show all posts
Showing posts with label toilet paper. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Roll It


I was trying to explain to my sister how everything, and I mean EVERYTHING in our lives has changed since that terrible night. Our hopes, our plans, our dreams for the future, our home, the rhythm of our days.

“Even the way I wipe my (rear) has changed!” I blurted out.

Say what?

Well, when your world is turned upside down in an instant, chances are you are not capable of running out to the store for essentials like TP. Instead, your amazing, wonderful, supportive friends will buy it for you. And if their love and support for you is measured in rolls, let’s just say that they love you a lot. We’re talking Jumbo-Pack Love.

And chances are pretty high that these amazing, wonderful, supportive friends will buy you the GOOD stuff, not the cheapo flimsy ply you’ve been purchasing for your family for, well, about a million years.

And while you are exceedingly grateful for the generosity and thoughtfulness of your friends, you’ll note during several, uh, private times during the day-- as if a moment really could go by without your realizing it-- that EVERYTHING indeed has changed. Even the way you wipe your, um, rear.

I’m guessing this will be one of the easiest changes to get used to.

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Desperate Times

Have you ever got caught in the bathroom without tp? And you need a lot? And the only one home is the cleaning lady? And you don’t feel like the 2 of you are close enough to have her lend a girl a hand in this situation? So you search the trash can for used Bounce sheets and dryer lint? No? Well, you didn’t miss much.