In the event that typical dog barf has lost its allure for you, I have a solution.
Leave 125 plastic-wrapped candy canes (intended for the homeless shelter) on the kitchen counter when you go to work. Come home to a naughty dog and 8 piles of barf spread thoughtfully throughout your home.
I can assure you that peppermint-scented dog barf is more tolerable than standard grade.
