Stuck in Short and Sassy When I Want to be Long and Silky

Just made a list of products I remember from childhood to young adulthood. These take me back to various eras of my life. Now the jingles and slogans are dancing around in my head.

Johnson’s Baby Shampoo
Desitin
Ivory Soap
Johnson’s Baby Aspirin
Dimetap Elixir
Bonnie Bell Lip Smackers
Love’s Baby Soft
Clairol Short and Sassy Shampoo
Jean Nate
Pert
White Shoulders
Opium
Georgio
Noxema
Stridex
Clearasil
Caress
Impulse Body Spray
Oil of Olay
Nivea
Alberto V05 Hot Oil Treatment
Aquanet Hair Spray
White Rain
Johnson’s Baby Oil
Bain de Soleil Orange Gelee Sunscreen, SPF 4
Sun-In
Dep Gel
Dove
Avon
Carmex
Paul Mitchell Hair Spray in a huge can
Roc
Bare Minerals

Moroccan Miracle Oil

I guess the list will soon read: Geritol, Preparation-H and Botox.

What products represent your past?