A Wee Problem

I'm thinking that if a woman of a certain age wets her pants just a teensy bit, timely damage control might be severely hampered if the woman happens to be wearing skinny jeans and tall boots. This, of course, is pure conjecture.

And I Skipped Breakfast for This?

8 a.m. Friday and already have feet in the stirrups and someone’s hands in my goods. Got to love those summer doc appointments. Next week? The dentist.