11 yr old son: Mom, why aren't you funny in real life like you are on your blog?
Holy Crap, he reads my blog!? With Pubic hair? Potty talk? Perimenopause galore? Quickly ascertains he has read only the few posts I've shared with him. Whew.
What do you mean? Auntie (my sister) thinks I'm hilarious. Other people think I'm funny.
11 yr old son: Ehhh...I don't think so, Mom. I've never heard you say one funny thing in my entire life.
Sheesh. Tough Crowd.