tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334921515741798160.post8385829745783289393..comments2024-02-11T02:09:23.512-08:00Comments on An Inch of Gray: Silent but DeadlyAnna Whiston-Donaldsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14921348961654008115noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334921515741798160.post-57650965418726790132009-11-24T16:45:17.286-08:002009-11-24T16:45:17.286-08:00Ha! It's one of the pitfalls of this time of y...Ha! It's one of the pitfalls of this time of year. Christmas shopping in very close proximity to others. I'm already crinkling my nose.Heidihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01897963154223770756noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334921515741798160.post-31139188456673829062009-11-20T20:23:08.600-08:002009-11-20T20:23:08.600-08:00this reminds me of a time I was in a store and a l...this reminds me of a time I was in a store and a little old lady accidentally let one rip. <br /><br />As I tried not to stare in horror, she thought fast and quickly replicated the squeaky sound with her mouth! <br /><br />She just continued down the aisle, making little fart noises, like, "What? I always make fart noises with my mouth. This is normal."Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03877642073192012458noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334921515741798160.post-81136010866602166012009-11-20T18:49:20.445-08:002009-11-20T18:49:20.445-08:00Ew.Ew.Shanahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09332633230214817022noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334921515741798160.post-29473781238413881152009-11-20T16:13:34.792-08:002009-11-20T16:13:34.792-08:00Remember Jim Carrey from that one movie? You coul...Remember Jim Carrey from that one movie? You could shout, "Do NOT go in there! Whew!"? You could try that. Or perhaps whip out a purse-sized air freshener and aim it at the suspected offender. <br /><br />Yuck, no matter the response. <br /><br />jbhatAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334921515741798160.post-20843450733632936082009-11-20T15:01:46.903-08:002009-11-20T15:01:46.903-08:00Mwa:
Not this time. :)Mwa:<br /><br />Not this time. :)Anna Whiston-Donaldsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14921348961654008115noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334921515741798160.post-58387487891163170542009-11-20T14:12:00.846-08:002009-11-20T14:12:00.846-08:00I back away. Fast. But I may comment if I have com...I back away. Fast. But I may comment if I have company. Also - wrinkling a nose is quite involuntary at this point. So B plus backing away. I do think you're protesting rather a lot though - are you sure it wasn't you?Mwahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00954216492730746581noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334921515741798160.post-29580512871048301452009-11-20T08:20:42.636-08:002009-11-20T08:20:42.636-08:00I run.I run.TheLabhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15805494195436969713noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334921515741798160.post-85884819347383733052009-11-20T05:31:58.829-08:002009-11-20T05:31:58.829-08:00I love this post! So funny! Don't forget--&quo...I love this post! So funny! Don't forget--"whoever denied it supplied it". It's a lose-lose situation.Sokphalnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334921515741798160.post-76157311509874255752009-11-20T02:34:17.535-08:002009-11-20T02:34:17.535-08:00I usually inhale deeply and nod in appreciation. T...I usually inhale deeply and nod in appreciation. That way, folks leave me in peace.Lynn Kellanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11347865234211013908noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334921515741798160.post-1367652967584861202009-11-19T21:57:21.161-08:002009-11-19T21:57:21.161-08:00UGH I was at CVS recently and REALLY needed someth...UGH I was at CVS recently and REALLY needed something from the grocery aisle but there was a fart-gas-odor that would NOT leave the aisle. I hoped it would eventually float up, or out, or somewhere, but it seemed trapped there. I kept leaving the aisle with "Whew, yuck!" and kept trying to return but it lingered. It's great when you have kids that say, "What mommy?" and you can say, "Someone farted and it wasn't me. You know what MY farts smell like."<br /><br />Just kidding. only on the last part.Gretchenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00039056206420438194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334921515741798160.post-64849556328178976912009-11-19T20:50:59.683-08:002009-11-19T20:50:59.683-08:00I love how it's the flatulence question of the...I love how it's the flatulence question of the moment ... like you're leaving the door open for lots of other flatulence questions. <br /><br />But this reminds me of a VERY traumatic episode from my past. I once stepped onto an empty elevator that reeked of just that sort of epic gas. Rode it for a few floors, then stepped out. As I was leaving, one of the law firm's leading partners was waiting to step on. Of course, she could only make one assumption about the source of the putrid elevator air.... I wanted to shout "IT WASN'T ME!", but instead just ran away as quickly as possible.TwoWishes Tarahttp://www.twowishes.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334921515741798160.post-89176643826275435672009-11-19T19:37:28.056-08:002009-11-19T19:37:28.056-08:00One evening at the bookstore, I noticed a man walk...One evening at the bookstore, I noticed a man walking with a rather pinched, slow-moving purpose into the children's department where I, too, was headed. When he apparently sensed me coming up behind him, I figure he also regretted overwhelming my sense, too, for he veered quickly right and I proceeded straight and right into a massive wall of odor so pungent it nearly knocked me backwards. It was a smeller/taster combo. Normally, I would silently scream "OMG!" but this instance was so horrific and so unexpected, I declared my impending death loudly while also looking down to see if perhaps I'd stepped in something that he'd left behind. In such cases, I think courtesy really dictates one issuing a loud (but verbal!) warning to all the innocents!for a different kind of girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04431273646365489225noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334921515741798160.post-66212359224798122802009-11-19T19:35:39.911-08:002009-11-19T19:35:39.911-08:00I will usually do item B without even meaning too ...I will usually do item B without even meaning too - as soon as I am confronted with the horror, I usually react right away without thinking. granted - the horror is often coming from my own spouse so all I want to do is run away and hide in the wine aisle at that point!<br /><br /><br />Kiran<br />masalachica.blogspot.comMasala Chicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04713762033892464889noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334921515741798160.post-38326918786708961752009-11-19T18:59:40.819-08:002009-11-19T18:59:40.819-08:00I always, always go for option D.
That is, laugh h...I always, always go for option D.<br />That is, laugh hysterically. It doesnt matter who did it or how bad it smells if everybody is smiling. :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com