Do you ever put on yoga pants because you think today, of all days, might be the one when you'll start exercising again? And then, when you have to go to the bathroom, you discover the bow you tied in the drawstring is quickly and frighteningly morphing into a knot? And your over 40 eyes will not allow you see it, let alone untie it? And as the seconds tick by you realize you no longer have bladder control?
Really? It's never happened to me.
Hahahaha! Thanks, I needed that!!
ReplyDeleteMe either. ;)
ReplyDeleteUh.........me,neither.... ;o)
ReplyDeleteoh, that's one of those situations that happens to your friend's sister's ex-boyfriend's cousin's dog walker. Never to you: )
ReplyDeleteOh yeah been there done that.
ReplyDeleteFunny! My friend in Red Lion who is 8 months preggers and 40 (double handicap) has sworn off drawstring pants for this very reason!
ReplyDeleteThat sounds familiar...
ReplyDeleteI've so been there. But what's my excuse! I am half the age of 40...hmm...
ReplyDeleteI have a confession - instead of buying maternity underwear I'm just cutting the elastic on the sides of my regular 'old' pairs and making do. HA!
ReplyDeletethe best part is you should know you are not alone.
ReplyDeleteBwahaha!
ReplyDeletePS My word verification for this is 'fails'. Blogger has a sense of humor.