tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334921515741798160.post4999521325068391906..comments2024-02-11T02:09:23.512-08:00Comments on An Inch of Gray: It's A Glamorous LifeAnna Whiston-Donaldsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14921348961654008115noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334921515741798160.post-82779663420607388732015-12-07T20:57:28.570-08:002015-12-07T20:57:28.570-08:00Loved it, but please tell me what the holster thin...Loved it, but please tell me what the holster thing is??Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334921515741798160.post-32817314475538799882015-12-02T20:34:55.931-08:002015-12-02T20:34:55.931-08:00Oh honey, what a memory!!! Ha ha ha! You poor adv...Oh honey, what a memory!!! Ha ha ha! You poor advanced maternal thing. ;-) xoKristinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13598792501741861659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334921515741798160.post-12464473675182476112015-12-02T05:37:49.402-08:002015-12-02T05:37:49.402-08:00i spent the day at the marine corps marathon at 20...i spent the day at the marine corps marathon at 20 weeks pregnant with my second. there was a lot of walking from place to place, looking for people. at one point i congratulated myself on the fact that i hadn't had to pee several times an hour, and then it occurred to me that the general dampness down below was not, in fact, just a little bit of sweat from all the walking around.<br /><br />thank goodness they were black pants. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334921515741798160.post-42339836391663002412015-12-01T09:01:55.508-08:002015-12-01T09:01:55.508-08:00I agree, completely hilarious! So glad the baby (a...I agree, completely hilarious! So glad the baby (and you) are doing well!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334921515741798160.post-52079062659667432032015-11-30T10:56:19.172-08:002015-11-30T10:56:19.172-08:00Bwahaha! I have peed - but not in the cup - SO man...Bwahaha! I have peed - but not in the cup - SO many times during my three pregnancies. The nurses at my OB/GYN's office still tease me about that!Bethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10799335061026368701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334921515741798160.post-46963933934713631822015-11-30T05:45:25.055-08:002015-11-30T05:45:25.055-08:00Thanks for this!!! Totally hilarious!!Thanks for this!!! Totally hilarious!!katrynkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11627642784681329959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334921515741798160.post-88889647127458808452015-11-25T21:39:07.346-08:002015-11-25T21:39:07.346-08:00Once in an airport, some overexuberant wiping led ...Once in an airport, some overexuberant wiping led to a solid sample landing under the stall divider. The passage of years and the anonymity of the airport have not lessened my feeling of mortification. Heaven help us if people know we actually expel waste!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334921515741798160.post-71721106561446940732015-11-25T08:03:58.482-08:002015-11-25T08:03:58.482-08:00Oh my, that was some visit you had! Thanks for the...Oh my, that was some visit you had! Thanks for the laughs.....Happy Thanksgiving! Debby@Just Breathehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11685398064340027809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334921515741798160.post-32760088543907288912015-11-24T09:32:51.963-08:002015-11-24T09:32:51.963-08:00oh, how I needed a laugh today! oh, how I needed a laugh today! Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334921515741798160.post-62143699876409324482015-11-23T21:30:03.442-08:002015-11-23T21:30:03.442-08:00I nearly fell out of my chair laughing. I thought...I nearly fell out of my chair laughing. I thought this kind of stuff only happened to me. Good luck with the baby. I too found myself pregnant in my 40's Surprise! Happy to say she is a beautiful 5 year old and we love her to pieces along with her older sister. I love your blog. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334921515741798160.post-22528048557603951992015-11-23T21:21:20.292-08:002015-11-23T21:21:20.292-08:00hysterical we have all been there at least once in...hysterical we have all been there at least once in our lives. so funny I laughed and enjoyed your wonderful story.Thoughts for the dayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07166340365607117445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334921515741798160.post-6308498057464451762015-11-23T20:16:36.374-08:002015-11-23T20:16:36.374-08:00This was hilarious! Thanks for your oh-so-honest s...This was hilarious! Thanks for your oh-so-honest sharing of the more "glamorous" moments of motherhood!Stefanienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334921515741798160.post-44327146237599924612015-11-23T19:03:00.608-08:002015-11-23T19:03:00.608-08:00Huh-LARIOUS!!!!Huh-LARIOUS!!!!Cynthiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00133648768009610945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334921515741798160.post-67205122161583738822015-11-23T17:55:40.200-08:002015-11-23T17:55:40.200-08:00This vaguely reminds me of a previous OB/GYN story...This vaguely reminds me of a previous OB/GYN story you once told of taking both Jack and Margaret to an appointment. Something about Margaret trying to lick something in the exam room. Your stories are the best.Amyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01062321758341923809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334921515741798160.post-8369909457010583232015-11-23T16:32:20.478-08:002015-11-23T16:32:20.478-08:00The mere existence of something called a Vulva Hol...The mere existence of something called a Vulva Holster makes me want to get pregnant at 47.<br />:-)<br />Julie Gardnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02152567226231273043noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334921515741798160.post-89548797171049290182015-11-23T16:08:37.302-08:002015-11-23T16:08:37.302-08:00Hilarious!! Thanks for the chuckle.Hilarious!! Thanks for the chuckle.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334921515741798160.post-2936910415645891912015-11-23T12:47:17.812-08:002015-11-23T12:47:17.812-08:00My daughter just turned 16 & got a job this we...My daughter just turned 16 & got a job this week. She had to take a drug test as part of the hiring process. When she went in to pee, she had shy bladder syndrome & couldn't do it. She was mortified & came home in tears. (I know... 3rd world problems... oh the teenage hormones!) I assured her that it happens all the time & was nbd! She was rescheduled for Sat. I had some errands to run that morning but told her to drink a pop & maybe some water an hour or so before, & she'd be good. I happened to be on my way home when she called to tell me that she'd just walked out of the appt & she'd been able to pee. Hallelujah! I ended up beating her home & walked in to find 2 empty water bottles & 2 empty pop bottles on the kitchen counter. I was like, "OMG!" Then I saw another set of 2 & 2 next to the chair in the living room! She walked in right about then & told me there was another set in her room!!! :oJuliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18322510850511136910noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334921515741798160.post-38554159465533110072015-11-23T12:44:57.966-08:002015-11-23T12:44:57.966-08:00HAHAHA! Thanks for the laugh. I especially love ...HAHAHA! Thanks for the laugh. I especially love the description "Vulva Holster" -- I swear, I had to look it up. I googled "maternity support vulva holster"... and got what appears to be the correct responses. I. Had. No. Idea.<br /><br />And really, I can't stop laughing. We are the same age. <3 you!lizziedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14247748923488177223noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334921515741798160.post-30525513941996064122015-11-23T11:56:39.684-08:002015-11-23T11:56:39.684-08:00Oh, this. This, I remember. The finagling of under...Oh, this. This, I remember. The finagling of undergarments. The lack of success at finagling undergarments.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05927455007570228678noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334921515741798160.post-22060959858372964372015-11-23T11:31:43.546-08:002015-11-23T11:31:43.546-08:00Yup. I figure when things like that happen I can e...Yup. I figure when things like that happen I can either get mad or turn it into a funny story. I totally think that should be considered a spiritual gift. Never underestimate the ability to laugh at yourself - it's all that keeps me sane some days!Kimmeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12683379512154885313noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334921515741798160.post-28661793092429780492015-11-23T11:27:28.264-08:002015-11-23T11:27:28.264-08:00Anna, you just made my day.
I'm sitting here l...Anna, you just made my day.<br />I'm sitting here laughing out loud at the allergist office. Thanks for the prenatal undergarment image hilarity! Beth Marshallnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334921515741798160.post-41859345054182802602015-11-23T11:26:14.716-08:002015-11-23T11:26:14.716-08:00Oh, I do remember peeing all over my pants once wh...Oh, I do remember peeing all over my pants once when squatting to do that urine sample (I hadn't pulled them down low enough because I didn't want them touching the floor). Humiliating...Suburban Correspondenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11488916572135296650noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334921515741798160.post-74755414235171927212015-11-23T11:22:46.295-08:002015-11-23T11:22:46.295-08:00I could totally picture myself in that situation a...I could totally picture myself in that situation and I was "only" 38 when I had Brian. Continued prayers for a healthy pregnancy and some better bladder control :)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08854296343896288838noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7334921515741798160.post-44496211132992509092015-11-23T11:16:15.662-08:002015-11-23T11:16:15.662-08:00Oh my gosh...I literally just laughed out loud! Ho...Oh my gosh...I literally just laughed out loud! How awful, but what a funny memory that will be later. Ewwww on the bathroom floor, though. Yuck! Glad you and the baby are doing great, though! :) One crazed mommyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17873085253600643761noreply@blogger.com