Okay, so if you picked the slowest line at Costco at lunchtime and you are standing there growing older and hungrier by the second as your frozen food melts…you may decide to rip open a 3 lb bag of “Dried Plums” aka PRUNES and gorge yourself on them.
Please don’t.
Please don’t.
i hope the line sped up after that...
ReplyDeleteThat made me laugh out loud. And that doesn't happen very often!
ReplyDeleteDoh!
ReplyDeleteI actually love prunes---but not a whole bag----whoops!
ReplyDeleteDid you know that they now sell chocolate covered 'dried plums'? That's just asking for trouble!
ReplyDeleteOh - those dark chocolate covered ones are great - they are called "plum sweets" and I could eat the whole bag. And later regret it.
ReplyDeleteI like prunes, but the key is moderation. Like many things. Hope you're feeling better. :)
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