Thursday, March 5, 2009

The Part Where I Lysol My Mouth

You know you’ve been around too many Girl Scout Cookies lately when you see something on the counter and assume it’s a smidge of Do-Si-Do filling, but after putting it in your mouth you find out it’s the scunge your daughter has just cleaned out of the dog’s chew toy.

Nice.

20 comments:

  1. AnonymousMarch 5, 2009 at 6:45 PM

    Aaaggh!! yicky! Eat some more cookies... til you get a better taste in your mouth :)

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  2. ChristyMarch 5, 2009 at 7:01 PM

    I gagged just reading this! I like the first idea - eat more cookies!

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  3. ShawnMarch 5, 2009 at 7:19 PM

    Nasty, nasty!

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  4. Kate Coveny HoodMarch 5, 2009 at 7:53 PM

    I've done something similar - but not even close to grossness!

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  5. MagsMarch 6, 2009 at 4:42 AM

    Argh!!!

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  6. DreamybeeMarch 6, 2009 at 6:03 AM

    Eh, the dogs are fine, you will be too. LOL. Ew!

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  7. SokphalMarch 6, 2009 at 6:31 AM

    How many bottles of Lysol have you gone through now? Eeewww...

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  8. bernthisMarch 6, 2009 at 8:09 AM

    oh man now that is an image! Yuck!

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  9. JbhatMarch 6, 2009 at 9:14 AM

    Oh my god. I have been known to do that too. I have a very funny story about it, and if I ever start a blog, that would be the place to tell my tale.

    I'm glad I'm not the only voracious eater of anything-that- might-possibly-be-a-speck-of-food out there.

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  10. ShanaMarch 6, 2009 at 11:03 AM

    Ick!

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  11. KMarch 6, 2009 at 11:10 AM

    Thanks for making me laugh! Too funny! I don't blame you, those girl scout cookies can make you do some crazy things ;)

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  12. AnonymousMarch 6, 2009 at 10:31 PM

    oh my, the first thing that came to my mind was "priceless" I'm sure there could be a master card commercial centered around this post..

    Girl scout cookies- $3.50
    Lysol- $2.50(guessing)
    using the lysol you just bought to clean your mouth after finding what you just put in there was not samoa smudge... Priceless

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  13. DebbieMarch 7, 2009 at 6:15 AM

    Oh please tell me you just made this up because you knew it would be funny! Please?

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  14. ChrisyMarch 7, 2009 at 11:33 AM

    That's disgusting! It's as bad as picking up your 9-year-old son's underwear that you're pretty sure is clean, but you look around to see if anyone is watching, then give it a quick sniff... and pass out.

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  15. the mama bird diariesMarch 7, 2009 at 11:52 AM

    Listen, if it has any chocolate on it, it's still edible.

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  16. Maggie MayMarch 7, 2009 at 4:38 PM

    gross-a-rama

    yeah i said it

    my daughter just joined Brownies
    look out cookies

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  17. NoraMarch 7, 2009 at 10:05 PM

    Eeeew! And I am just on my way to the kitchen to eat some GSC's, too...

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  18. AnonymousMarch 9, 2009 at 2:19 PM

    MMMM mmmmm, good!

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  19. HeidiMarch 10, 2009 at 1:52 PM

    How awful!! I'll be thinking about that one for a while...

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  20. StimeyMarch 10, 2009 at 7:49 PM

    Oh dear. I think this might be the worst thing I have ever read.

    That said, it is absolutely something I would do.

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